NUDE TRUTH
Journal Entry: Thu Dec 13, 2007, 1:14 AM
I DON'T WANT TO LIE TO YOU, HONEYS.... BUT HERE IS A LITTLE SECRET... I LOOK BETTER NAKED THAN I DO WITH CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, CALM DOWN, LET'S TALK SERIOUSLY LIKE GROWN MEN AND CONSENTING ADULTS FOR A MOMENT. THIS WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION I MADE WHILE TRYING ON SPEEDOS AT THE MALL IN THE MENS DRESSING ROOMS. AT ONE POINT AFTER REMOVING MY FIFTH SPEEDO AND WAS ABOUT TO TRY ON LUCKY SPEEDO NUMBER SIX!!! I PAUSED AND STARED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR A MOMENT OF REFLECTION. GOD I AM BEAUTIFUL. LIKE A MANLY STATUE OF MICHELANGELO IN ANCIENT GREECE. I WHIPPED OUT MY DIGITAL CAMERA AND STARTED TAKING PICTURES OF THE MIRROR JUST TO TRY AND CAPTURE THE MOMENT. BUT THEN THE NEVER ENDING FLASHES ATTRACTED THE SECURITY GUARDS AND I WAS DRAGGED OUT KICKING AND SCREAMING. THANK GOD ONE OF THE SPEEDOS SNAGGED ON PART OF MY BODY ON THE WAY OUT AND I WAS ABLE TO PULL IT UP EVEN WHILE THEY WERE DRAGGING ME BY MY HAIR AND I WAS SCREAMING. THIS IS WHAT I CALL POLICE BRUTALITY! BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT I KIND OF ENJOYED THE SPECTACLE!
Devious Comments
I like killing unicorns (just for sport).
Can we still be friends?
Can't wait to see more of your FARTWORK.
I FOUND YOUR PAGE THROU MR. BAUG'S PAGE!!!! SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO HIM AND ME!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT A YEAR AGO I HAD SOME ARGUMENTS WITH HIM ON THIS SITE. I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY ARTWORK THAT IS NOT!!!! SEXY. I THINK SEXINESS SHOULD BE IN EVERY ART, BY EVRY ARTIST!!! NOT JUST MINE!!!! BUT WHEN I FIRST FOUND MR. BAUG'S PAGE A YEAR AGO I WAS MAD THAT HE WORKS AGAINST THE GRAIN OF SEXY. ALL HE DRAWS ARE STUPID SCARY THINGS AND NUDE WOMEN!!!! I FIND IT OFFENSIVE THAT HE THRUSTS SO HARD IN THE DIRECTION OF ALL THINGS UGLY, AND GIVES NO EQUAL TIME TO BEAUTY. HIS ARTWORK IS DISCRIMNATION AGAINST MEN. IN ALL OF HIS DRAWINGS THE NUDE WOMEN LIVE AND THE MEN DIE AND THE MONSTERS ARE JUST UGLY!!!! I FEEL THIS MAKES THE WORLD AN UGLIER PLACE IN WHICH TO LIVE AND I TOLD HIM SO!!!!!! THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD ON DEVIANT ART WROTE ME NASTY MEAN MESSAGES. I WAS CRYING FOR WEEKS THAT PEOPLE WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL ME HURTFUL THINGS FOR NO REASON. BUT IT IS OKAY NOW, I HAVE FORGIVEN MR. BAUG AND DON'T DESPISE HIM ANYMORE, EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOLD ME SORRY. THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY, HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD STORY BECAUSE I WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!11!!
or anything, but are you the guy that keeps
drawing on the side of my condo? If not, then
there's a little bastard that keeps on tagging
my home and his "Art" resembles a few of
your self portraits
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Director of the hush-hush 'Monkey Unit Task Force'
at the *Dark-Arts-Asylum
"I never take myself too seriously cause fat birds don't fly."
You smell good......mmm.....brai
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GROSS, Don't Touch it.....[link]
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"Bless me bagpipes!" Scrooge McDuck
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"Bless me bagpipes!" Scrooge McDuck
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All the nightmares came today and it looks as though they're here to stay.
come join this fun wacky religion!!!!!!!! [link] it will be a lot more fun if you joined. JOIN NOW
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"Unicorns hold the heart of fantasy in their horns"
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